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Three Seven years ago we tried to answer the question of what it takes to raise capital in SaaS in 2016. We took the idea of back-of-a-napkin answers a little too literally, and the rest is (SaaS) history. ;-) Here is, by popular(ish) demand, the 2019 2023 napkin!
Forgot your BBQ firestarter? Just throw the napkin on the coal, light it, and watch your BBQ burn like crazy.
Additional Uses
Not interested in raising money? Well, there are plenty of other ways to use the napkin. Here are some of our favorites:
Having trouble putting your kids to sleep? Read the napkin to them and the'll close their eyes within 2 min.
Your metrics suck? Use the napkin to dry those tears when you look at your churn.
Wrap the napkin around your wrist and here you go, you have an efficient and stylish sweatband.
Bring the napkin to the dinners you're invited to. If it's boring you can always review your funding strategy.
Fold the napkin and you'll have a cool DIY beer coaster that will impress your friends.
We made this napkin with sneaker-heads in mind. Its material is so soft you can safely clean your kicks with it.
Our non-scientific tests showed that by using our napkin, you will heal 33% faster than with a regular paper tissue.
The soft material used is not only good for your shoes but also for your *aaS. Tested and approved by Donald T.
* These use cases are shared for entertainment purpose only. Please don't light your BBQ, clean your shoes or wipe your *aaS with our napkins.